Childs

"These people have childs with them" Haidyn said
"There is no such word as childs, try again" Donna corrected
"I'm saying childsssssss." Haidyn
"Yes and I'm saying childsssss is incorrect. There is no such word. What is the plural of child?" Donna
"Kids!" Haidyn
"So Nina and you are baby goats?" Donna
"No, no, no, no." Haidyn
"Then that is incorrect as well. What is the plural of child." Donna
"Boys!" Haidyn
" So Nina and you are Patrick and my 'boys'?" Donna
"You and Patrick are adults." Haidyn
"Yes, yes we are. But what is the plural of child?" Donna
"Children!" Haidyn
"Woohoo! I was beginning to get scared." Donna